Our “How The Fuck Did We Get This Old?” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. A perfectly blunt way to celebrate birthdays, this design pairs bold black ink with a bright orange envelope for maximum impact. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree free paper • Black ink with coordinating orange envelope • Size: 4.25” x 5.5” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Best for: • Milestone birthdays • Friends with a sense of humor • Sassy, no-nonsense birthday greetings Selling Tip: Its unapologetically funny message makes it a go-to card for customers looking for something bolder than traditional birthday cards. Merchandising Tip: Perfect for birthday displays that lean toward humor and sarcasm. Pair with colorful cocktail napkins or celebratory gifts. Acrylic fixtures are available for purchase through Chez Gagné, including counter racks, 16-pocket spinners, and 48-pocket spinners—ideal for highlighting customer favorites.