Introducing the towel that speaks your inner truth—“I’m Afraid if I Give Up Wine, I’ll Have to Replace It with Murder.” A clever, kitschy, and downright hilarious must-have for any wine lover who knows the stakes. Made of 100% absorbent cotton, generously sized at 18"x28", and soft as a whispered confession after that third glass. This best-selling towel is a unique gift that’s both practical and delightfully dark. With 500+ raving reviews, a 98% sell-through rate, and fast shipping, this towel’s ready to fly off your shelves faster than you can pop a cork! • 100% Superior Cotton • Hemmed on all four sides • Approximately 18”x28” • Pre-Washed & Lint-Free • Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink Unique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.