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It's a Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull through loop. They HANG TIGHT! You not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home!
100% Cotton Premium Flour Sack fabric -- there is a difference!
Functional Hang Tight Towel® Loop -- no more picking up towels from the floor!
Super Absorbent -- yeah... we wanted them to actually work!
Hemmed on ALL FOUR SIDES -- because we're just classy like that!
Generous in size, measures approx. 26"x 26" -- great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts!
All are pre-washed, and lint free
The more you use, the softer they get!
Wash in cold water with similar colors. Treat it just like any other towel around the house (best cold for long lasting beauty).
All prints are screen printed directly on the fabric, so they will last and last.